Ineffective offense, horrendous relief pitching, and a rash of injuries. It's the Yankees...it's the White Sox...it's the Mets. After a string of miracle wins, the Mets have suddenly lost two of three to Arizona and the first two to Philadelphia. Aaron Heilman did his best Kyle Dial 911 Farnsworth impression, and Endy Catch-It-I-Can Chavez went down with a hamstring injury. Time to fire the conditioning coach?
(How good is El Duque? Good enough to have his own dance [old school, but still a classic]. I think it's perfectly clear why The American Idle doesn't have his own dance. And we know what kind of dances A-ROD enjoys.)
We'll lay off the Yanks for one day, thanks to Cy Wang.
Still no sign of JD Drew (Wily is getting Mo Pena-time). No sign of Chairman Mao, either, for that matter.
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